Monday, 26 September 2011

With Love from my Toto*


Did they not chook** me with their cacti
and fill me with bilious waste – those
whose scrota should be jaundiced with
stings from wayward bees?

Did they not claw me with callous talons
and grip my vexing veins – those
whose hands will remain guests
to rheumatoid rust?

Did they not mock my wailings
and cause my teeth to gnash – those
whose nights should witness
harmonies of terrors and bitterness?

Did they not defile my thighs
and maul my breasts – those
whose paths will forever
quake with anguish?

Did they not tear me apart
and watch my navel suffocate – those
who should be bobittised with blunt scalpels?

Some pricks should be snacks for hungry hyenas.




*           Nigerian Pidgin for vagina.
* *         A variant of fuck in Nigerian Pidgin English, sometimes used to exaggerate coital thrust.

25 Comments:

Azuka said...

Brilliant. Just brilliant!

mizchif said...

Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant.
Seriously. Love it.

Adura Ojo (Naijalines) said...

Brill!

MissBalance said...

In my eyes, the words form an outline after the semblance of a woman's dress.

Tee said...

Loves it...but OMG the curses had me cringing in mortal fear for the violators

Oh that they would never

x

'Lara said...

the curses, those bastards sure deserve even worse.

Uzezi said...

hmm

Daring said...

Nice one as always.

Amen to all the 'prayers' for them.

Afronuts said...

You should put in for the next showcase of 'The Vagina Monologues'...and make it interesting by dressing up like a woman when you recite it..LOL!

LaPenseuse said...

Wow.

LohiO said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! WOW!

Ginger said...

Iseeee! As my Ibo elders will say after a prayer!

Parakeet said...

Well done!

Aseni said...

i pity for those hyenas...they av to chew on those gross pricks!

lovely writing!

Oracle said...

Beautiful but why does it sound like rape rather than sex.
Coz if itz sex then I see no reason for cursing.
The penis has got itz travails too

ineffable said...

It speaks of rape...and such a sad violent one too..such elaborate curses,one would think thier male genetalia was being knighted... knights of a dreadful dark realm...I have no words...

SHE said...

"Some pricks should be snacks for hungry hyenas"

Thumbs up!

Ifeanyi Udo said...

Ggegnius I say!!

LovePaprika said...

amazeballs!

Shar said...

Hey been awhile since Ive been here...nice. Ummm, watch your language young man.

HoneyDame said...

Nice prayer for rapists!....mild even!

Muse Origins said...

Wow. That was morbid lol. Nicely written

Adiya
Muse Origins

Jayjazzy said...

uncle Aloof! have u closed down ds blog? will u update...

hip class action said...

I don't since i am not writer, but it seems that you use some metaphors in the poem.

bArOquE said...

*applause* I cannot forget how good some writers here are...AlooFar, this is a good one (even if i'm reading it months after)