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Secret Woman.
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I think everyone has done this except me.
I'm supposed to share 7 things about me.
Good Morning.
I mentioned it before: I’m most mentally alert in the morning. It’s nearly impossible to do anything personally satisfactory during other parts of the day, except if the tasks had already started in the morning. Unfortunately, I spend all my mornings in Lagos traffic with all the highway distractions that come with it.
But then, one has got to work before 8:30... because the middle name of the man monitoring the register is Ivan the Terrible.” Go figure.
Food
I am a big fan of food but it’s hard for me to eat! This has become worse lately. I can go two days on water only, maybe a Scotch egg & Lucozade Sports in between. Or just indomie noodles (with Mimee spice) plus a cold drink. Chikena. I’ve taken all the pills possible to rescue the situation. Nothing worked or works. I’ve given up on all medical recommendations. (Sorry Pharm. Yomi)
PS: Weirdly though, I manage to eat like a normal person in the company of certain people. I can’t explain why.
No, Boss.
The idea that someone can lord over me gives me the fever. That I work in a corporate institution is a laughable contradiction. I’m surviving though.
Laughter.
Make my day… share that joke with me, or link me up with a good comedian. I crave laughter, almost more than s*x. You can tell if I’m not getting enough of laughs. Watch my mood.
Hollyweird
I write Movies/Plays, direct Movies/Plays, star in Movies/Plays, accept Oscar plaques for all these roles… all in my head.
Routine
It kills me. It kills me. It kills me. This is the reason I’ve turned down all those offers to be a columnist for a newspaper/magazine. But count me in if you can give me the freedom to do what I want, at my own pace.
Now, this is no longer a secret. We’re both pen friends. She only lives in my memory. We’ve been exchanging notes for a long time now. She dropped mental notes to me. I save my response as Drafts on Gmail. This has been going on for a long time. There’s a little break now.
Bonus
Self.
I'm never comfortable talking about me, which makes this meme a daunting task. I don't like
PS: Post title. Sue me Gaga.
31 comments:
Coming here to read a post's always a delight.
*All grins* Your mind is an awesomely fascinating galaxy sir.
I now realize we're all weird in our own ways. Used to think I was one of a very select few.
"Sue me Gaga"
Who, the lady? She lacks your finesse, attitude and chutzpah. :-)
Thoroughly enjoyed your seven things. Shall we move on to the eleven, then? :-)
Greetings from London.
Secret woman eh?
There's always something going on with you, i am sure you will tell when you are ready.
As for not being able to eat, its well with you!
i like very much. :)
Secret woman in your head, interesting post.
Routine kills me too.
i loooove mimee spice too!
routine is the reason i've typed my resignation.
iLove this post..
Interesting...
"Ivan the Terrible" LOL.
Aloofar, many activities seem to be going on only in your head, LOL.
BTW, about food...I know the cure. Just allow secret woman to become a reality, and once your kitchen wakens to life you'll start eating. Indomie noodles is rather discouraging.
There's something about this post...iLike!
I'm a vampire...I come alive in the night time...unfortunately when I'm energized and ready to get stuff done at night, people are obviously asleep.
Love to laugh too...I think everybody does.
I think I should do this meme, but the thot of it jst sounds like work...lol
Ok, I've seen it...I like the goings on in your head, esp the Hollywood part (that makes us two)
I should try that Mimee noodles
PS:nothing beats sex except, hot piss when u've held it for long
Hello Skinny, have you eaten today?
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
This was good....
So spill...on the secret woman
Lol! Keep writing, directing, and starring in Movies/Plays ...in your head.. Hollyweird indeed lol
Me neither don't like routine!
Baroque, eeeeew @ your PS!
You see Aloofar! You're one of the reasons why I still don't have a ring on my finger! Who is that woman in your head?!lol
Ah...Great. What a good sport you are! Glad you got down to it in the end;)Jolly good read too.
Never mind that you love me really. I can live with that;)
@ Baroque
PS...Hmmmm.
Boss, laughter, routine...same here. But thank God I no longer work for anyone.
Here again,
Done reading...
Back to the real world...
I agree with jaycee on the food. pendin when she starts cooki for u, we can be hostin u for dinner to put some flesh on you. lol. of course i know u were born that way
Pharm Yomi jst got a mail.
A lot seems to go on in ur head... Its nice that wen they finally get to visit our reality the are as gud as anticipated. Its true uve got the mind of a genius.
Almost more dan s*x?! (My reaction: I turned into a dysfunctional venus fly trap)
Hollyweird... Now that's a first. May I ask how many oscars uve won so far.
my mornings are the opposite. my nocturnal brain begins its serious work after dark.
I hate routine too. This is why I can never blog with consistency.
In other news, is this secret woman the reason why our love has grown sour *wink*
and this is Ms. Mcqueen
This is interesting and I like it.
I really like this, a different way to talk about oneself :)
I think I have a crush...*swoons* I absolutely adore the way you write...quirky sense of humor..i like...wow...ok..nice..I think I'm gonna stop now...
Very interesting post. We have the same eating problem and I know it's the wrong thing to do, but I still carry on with my bad eating habits. We both need to change our eating habits.
Sometimes I think mine is somewhere in the back of my mind I have a fear of gaining to much weight. And I'm really very thin. Go figure?
There's definitely a pigment of weird on our skins.
I'm with you on the "Routine" bit, it doesn't work for me too
Cool! It is so nice reading this kind of stuff that bares the soul of the blog owner, because it feels like i know you personally.
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