Thursday, 16 October 2008

Feeling Nerdy


Who should we thank for roadside booksellers? 

I can’t believe I read a book in record time considering my incurable slow reading pace. I stopped by at a roadside bookseller to see if I could pick anything interesting. Interesting in this case means the lucky book must have a please-pick-me cover and an arresting blurb. And hopefully, it could also have a string of endorsers from notable writers and critics.

I don’t care how roadside booksellers get their merchandise. A friend has too many theories about their source; the most telling is that they are stolen. But I begged to say some of the books were give-aways. Charity. Why should I care anyway? After all, I’ve bought some books that I may never have stumbled at in most of the bookshops I know. I buy them at ridiculously cheap prices. Hey! Save the jest, I buy expensive books too! It was from this same seller that I bought The General’s Labyrinth, written by the Nobel-winning Colombian writer Gabriel Marquez. Surprisingly, most of all the books are new. 

I digressed.

A regular customer, I stopped by as usual. Took random glances at the scattered books.

There it is! There! I blinked, maybe twice. I shucked off doubts from my eyes. A section of the cover page, where the author’s name is written, poked out from underneath the thesaurus that rested on it. Slimely, I moved closer to the book. I measured my step in such a way as not to suggest to the seller that it’s a big book I was about to pick… lest he decides to inflate the price. You can’t trust these sellers!

Author, J. M. Coetzee. Book, Elizabeth Costello.

I picked the book. I didn’t bother to read the blurb. What matters only was that it was written by an author whose work I have longed to read. J. M. Coetzee – South African-born Winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature (2003), two-time Booker Prize winner (1983, 1999).

Written like an abridged biography of its major character – a distinguished Australian novelist, Elizabeth Costello is a starkly interesting and haunting book. It has eight chapters, each chapter represents different philosophical musing of the major character. In some cases, her musings are responses to other people’s stance.

It’s the first book by the author that I’ve read. It does suggest to me Coetzee’s brilliance. His presentation of serious issue in less serious language is remarkable. How he built a fictional character to argue serious matters, matters that are largely discoursed in academic writings is baffling.

It’s a good read, considering the style of writing and the fanciful dramas the author wove together. There is a part of the book where Elizabeth, the main character, compares the treatment of animals in the modern world to the Holocaust. Gush!

One of my favourite parts is the part where John, Elizabeth’s son anticipates his mother’s response to a question… “What led you, Mrs. Costello, to become a vegetarian?”

“You ask me why I refuse to eat flesh. I, for my part, am astonished that you can put in your mouth the corpse of a dead animal, astonished that you do not find it nasty to chew hacked flesh and swallow the juices of death wounds.”

I almost made a decision to turn to a vegetarian after reading that excerpt. But nothing can stop me from eating my Suya (skewered meat!) 

“To Elizabeth, our oppression of animals – keeping them in captivity,… and breeding them in order to kill them on an industrial scale – arises from an unwarranted privileging of man and the faculty of reason,” says a critic of the book.

Hopefully, I’ll read other books by this author.
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Status updates on some of my books

The Tesseract, by Alex Garland – been struggling to go beyond the second chapter. Beautiful narration but no humour, maybe when I read further.

Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt – been reading this lovely book since five months ago. I just can’t pass the first chapter. I’m afraid other chapters may not be as funny as the first.

Ibadan: The penkelemes years by Wole Soyinka – second reading actually. My brain has been on a slow-mo for Soyinka, lately. I don’t know where I stopped. Forgot to dog-ear. 30+, bookmarker is not working.  

The Culture of Narcissism, American Life in an Age of Diminishing Expectations by Christopher Lasch – Serious book that I’ve been reading unseriously. 

The Audacity of Hope by Barrack Obama – 2008 most over-hyped book. I’ve finished reading this…. wait for it… after seven months ;) My favourite chapter is the last one, “Family”.
 
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~ Mae West

62 comments:

Dee! said...

I used to patronise those roadside booksellers as well and I have loads and lots of quality stuff from them. lol

Please keep up your reading habit (but don't get "nerdy")

iGwatala said...

On Cannibalism. Sorry, omnivorism.

The need for man to eat meat is evolutionary, isn't it? Just like the need for a lion to feed on other animals. Perhaps vegetarianism is also evolutionary. Who knows, there may finally be a dearth of cells within the human body whose need for "flesh" protein is most overwhelming.

Nice review. It is really amazing how easily one can find great books in those bend-down-bookshelves. I remember my joy of finding Czeslaw Milosz's "Visions from San Francisco Bay" at such stops for a ridiculously cheap price. I had to stifle my joy so that the man does not change his mind about the price.

That it's "amazing" however is itself curious. After all, we are Africa's giant. Aren't we?

Omosewa said...

Sometimes,i feel like i should stop eating animals, and then i get over it.

I tried reading Prof Soyinka's Ake, and i realised i would need a dictionary by my side, didnt have the time. I like the title of this one.

I need your customer's name and location, thanks in advance;)

Afolabi said...

Chai, your reading rate slow sha...But, hey I think it's people like you (and me) that do honour to books. I mean, if a writer spends years writing a book, why read it in 3 hours or a day, absorb the words, themes, ideas and takes your time. I, myself, want to try the vegetarian thing, but I feel if I choose that lifestyle, it'll be because I want an alternate lifestyle, not cos, I really care for animals. Btw, the book sounds interesting....

onyeka nwelue said...

Nice analysis you've made of the book. I feel really ashamed to buy books from roadside sellers. Seriously. I'm not trying to sound puritanist or something. It's just that it diminishes the work of the writer and publisher.

All the same, feel free to do it if you are comfortable with it.

Rita said...

You're back true true...

Those roadside booksellers have saved alot of people...there are 2 books we have that blessed our lives...they were from roadside booksellers...

Keep on reading...take care

onyeka nwelue said...

Nice analysis you've made of the book. I feel really ashamed to buy books from roadside sellers. Seriously. I'm not trying to sound puritanist or something. It's just that it diminishes the work of the writer and publisher.

All the same, feel free to do it if you are comfortable with it.

onyeka said...

And ho, it's very hard to be vegetarian in Nigeria.

When I was in India, I survived a glamorous six month without meat. Not because there's no meat or something there, but you can eat in a restaurant without meat and someone won't smirk at you.

In school at Nsukka, if you don't put meat ontop your food, you no get money. I don do am, because of the society and when I eat am, I feel vomitty.

I wan stop to dey eat meat o!

exschoolnerd said...

“You ask me why I refuse to eat flesh. I, for my part, am astonished that you can put in your mouth the corpse of a dead animal, astonished that you do not find it nasty to chew hacked flesh and swallow the juices of death wounds.”


the quote also made me want to turn in2 a vegeterian,but i cnt! am sorry i cant!!!!!

Naija Idol said...

Still dont read books. would love to start someday tho. probably with the Barack Obama's- The Audacity of hope or Winnie Mandela's- A life.dunno yet.

nd hell no. i can stop eating meat cos of dat line o. tho i was touched by it.

Darius T. Williams said...

You know what funny is that I've NEVER seen a roadside book seller...never. I think maybe once when I was in NYC - but here in Chicago, I see other things being sold by the side of the road - lol.

Beyond said...

I don dey slow down on eating meat.... not cos i wanna go veggie or anything... cos i feel like i have eaten too much of it since i land yankee.....Great books you got ... 've read a couple of 'em.....

You have been given the "I LOVE YOUR BLOG" award....

Invisible said...

It's hard enough reading school books. I saw your 'one orgasm a day' quote and I first thought it was a book. That would be a book I would read. lol

iGwatala said...

Onyeka said...

"I feel really ashamed to buy books from roadside sellers. Seriously. I'm not trying to sound puritanist or something. It's just that it diminishes the work of the writer and publisher."

This is strange, really strange. How could anyone be ashamed to buy a product at a cheaper price on the street? Oh, perhaps I got him wrong. Maybe he is ashamed of having to bend down in public to buy them. But let's hear him again..."it diminishes the work of the writer and publisher." May I ask how?

Is it the same as buying a used cloth at Yaba? Will one be ashamed as well to buy used books on Amazon or B&N? I am worried that this comment is stemmed from an instinct baser than just "puritanical"; I could say "elitist" perhaps. But for the purpose of this riposte, let's just stick with "ignorant." And you should understand that this comes from someone without scruples even to "steal" a book to read from his father's library, or from someone who doesn't know its value, or even starve himself, or often times prefer to trek to a long distance destination after spending a last card on a book that catches his immediate fancy from a bend-down-bookstore.

In my opinion, what makes a book easier to re-sell is the constancy of its quality, even after ages. Unlike clothes. Unlike shoes. Like DVDs, would Onyeka be ashamed to buy a DVD that has been re-sold into the market by a first or even third viewer? I don't think so. It does not in any way diminish the writer/author or publisher/producer. If anything, it flatters them, which I think is the reason why Americans have ignored the piracy market of their DVDs in Asia and Africa.

Secondly, one of the many advantages of the roadside bookstores are that they get in your face, and make you take notice. Not many people have the priviledge of buying from Amazon, or the leisure to visit big bookstores, or even the financial capability to purchase old books at current market price.

Fortunately, we're not talking of Piracy here, but legitimate reselling of used and disposed book. If I'd be ashamed to buy them. I'd be ashamed to take them as gifts too, or to dispose of the old ones I have already clogging up my library.

So on this, my friend Onyeka, you're wrong. Sorry.

Yewande Atanda said...

I stopped reading novels 2 years ago cos it was having negative effect on me.

I actually gave one woman selling 'akara' (bean cake) most of the novels and mags.

Well, about MEAT, can I really do without it?

Jaycee said...

Nerdy nerdy....NERDY!!!! Wow...lol.

Jaycee said...

Thank God for roadside booksellers...:)

Nonesuch said...

The roadside seller have so much treasures in their stalls i dont they even know. I have got good deals from the most unlike places. i remember picking up Memoirs of a Geisha for a quid some years back in a second hand store in East London.( I still havent read a page of the book).

I buy a lot of books every year and i'm reading at a very slow almost non existent pace. I'm currently reading Love in a time of cholera Nobel prize winner Gabriel Garcia Marquez ( i will look for the General in his labyrinth) for about 7 plus weeks and i cant seem to go on but now i'm going back to it and hopefully finish it before the month ends.

30+ said...

Arakunrin you are still dog earing your book. I dey come Naija.

Thanks for the info but I am not reading Elizabeth Costello any time soon in this lifetime.

I have often wondered where they (roadside sellers) get their books o but I have gotten a few bargains myself as in ridiculour. God's Generals I think here it is something like £20 I picked mine in Naija for like N800-N900.

Lilian Michael said...

Thanks for stopping by. I for one, love to eat meat. Tried being a vegetarian and that did not work. Love to read but have not done that for a while now. Love your post.

Allied said...

I actually picked up She's come undone by wally lamb from a roadside bookseller, unlike you, i could not hide the expression on my face , so he inflated the price but it was still $7 less than Barnes and Nobles, so i was satisfied, even more when i finished the book.

Tigeress said...

I shall check the book out.

I'm trying to stay away from red meat due to health reason. But become a Vegetarian? not possible- i'm too Nigerian for that crap. lol!

Mr. Jones said...

I don't think I've ever encountered a roadside bookseller. I'll have to keep my eyes open for one, though. Barnes and Noble is not always the biz.

Temite said...

Thanks for stoping by my house of fun. Are you implying that you are too. Cuz that will be just cool. I have never met a Nigerian that is agnostic or otherwise. I tend to keep it to myself most of the time cuz no one really gets it. But if you were I would love to talk to you about it.
Oh my God - I love Gabriel Marquez - Have you read one hundred years of solitude (long, but fascinating) and Love in the time of cholera (my favorite) and memories of my melancholy whore(kinda creepy). The generals labyrinth was sort of melancholy-I guess. Didnt like as much as the others. I actually tried to be vegetarian once and it worked for a while then I realised that its simply survival of the fittest. I save my compassion and empathy for humans. The thing that irritates me about all this animal lovers is that while they are busy fighting for animals they refuse to acknowledge the suffering of humans around the globe and would rather dedicate scarce resources to animals. I thought Audacity was not as good as well, it read like a political platform. did you read dreams from my father, that was much better. XOXO

rayo said...

aloofa, abeg this gy's address now. i used to have a customer, i got some bestsellers 4 really ridiculous prices but yaba, d guy don comot sha. abeg now

Femi B said...

Nerds are not bad now...and as for meat....there is something inside meat that wards off demons...lol That was something my mum used to say to make us eat meat. weird abi?

TinTin said...

if u like Gabriel GarcĂ­a MĂĄrquez you would love Isabelle Allende: House of The Spirits. My favorite book of all time!

Invisible said...

Oh, I forgot to comment on meat. I'm eating meat all day long o. I don't care if it's red, white or purple. Okay yeah, I'll stay away from purple meat. Oyinbos complicate their lives too much with all these stuffs, I don't have time for all that. I just wanna feed, lol.

wordsmith said...

keep reading o... i love reading and i read way too fast , sometimes i wish i could savour the experience better...but yeah, on Ibadan: that's actually one of Soyinka's more readable ones. and Angela's ashes is pretty good through to the end. I'm a proud owner of both books too... lol enjoy your weekend or what's left of it...

bumight said...

Do roadside booksellers sell textbooks? also you make nerdy sound bad. nerds can be fun....actually, i take that back!,...nerds can be cool...wrong choice of words....nerds can be sexy!

Buttercup said...

Im with bumight, nerds can be sexy ;)

The book u described is not one i'd normally read, but im in the process of broadenin my taste in books, so i'l look out for it..or better still, save it for me ;)

U need to quicken ur pace! Im the total opposite, i cud finish a book in a sec..lol..

P.S. Have u had ur orgasm today??

Buttercup said...

LOL..

OluwaDee said...

I cant bring myself to read books.

Like the review.

Tell us more bout the family bit in Obama's book.

naijalines said...

I have not read a good book in quite a while. Shocking...I know. It's finding the time. Still it's good to get reviews from people like yourself who do.

badderchic said...

lol, nothing stop me from eating my suya!

I once found the most exhilirating book at the roadside, and Ive been a buyer since. that book made me sweat!

how you doin love, miss me?

Tyger said...

hey genius

i'm back and updated

and while you patronise road side book sellers i patronise charity shops in London they sell dirt cheap books too...lol... so we the same on that score....

Sola Folowosele said...

Aloofar from the sky, quite an age

Cappuccine Baby said...

roadside book sellers are definately the best, they always have those books you are dying for but never find in those big bookstores!

Buahahaha, I too cannot give up meat, I've heard and seen so many of the protests against it, feauturing vile images, videos etc, maybe ill stop eating it for a day but then after that, I'd eaaaat meat as if my life depended on it

Btw, the book sounds interesting :)

Monef said...

Great post, I love it when people have a passion for reading. I seccond tintin, you should definitely check out Allende's House of the Spirits', it is a fantastic read. Thans for stopping by my blog, your comment was very sweet.

As for the meat eating, there is no question about it. I will never stop eating it:)

wordsmith said...

thanks for the birthday wishes o :D

Vera Ezimora said...

lol @ Darius. Uhm, like what exactly????


Aloofar, did you say you're reading a dictionary or did I read wrong???

And hey!!! Don't say my boo's book is over hyped! I'll wound you oh!! Barack is my boo; don't be calling his book over hyped b4 I deal with you squarely.

Standtall said...

i wonder where they are getting the books from too Nerd.

Kemi PenĂ©lopĂȘ said...

...I say, 'much respect especially to all Oshodi Roadside Traders'

FFF said...

apparently, u read non-fiction! me, am almost a strictly fiction reader & i love d Stephen King type of horror. Load dem up!

am a roadside buyer myself, cos really i don't care 4 spending money. there, i've said it! but daz d truth. if i can get it for N300 & it's still d same content, why spend N2,000? most of my books r never read twice anyways. i just pile dem up in my library, afraid 2 give out 2 friends 4 d fear dat they'd never return it.

gbengasile said...

Wao u dey read o. I bought over thirty novels in the last six months (you can't resist the prices of these road side sellers) and I've struggled to finish just six so far. Been tooooooooo busy . . . even to write!

(From my blog)
Thanks for checking out my blog and ur comment. Much appreciated.
How do u feel abt the rushed marriage thing (if it really was)? I'll keep u posted abt d series. Tkia

Iwalewa McDaniels said...

I love the way u write. Ur narration is great, almost made me pick up the book that I have been trying to read 4 the past 2 months.
I'll like to be able to read as much as you do, even if it takes a year, at least you're reading.

BrownSugar said...

Apart from the part where I went to bed wearing contact lenses and woke up the ffg day with blood red eyes, Schoolz aight and Sugar is doing well. Thanx 4 asking. Deeply appreciated!

Kin'shar said...

Does it really matter where the book comes from...just read!!

Smaragd said...

once heard that those guys sell books with pages missing. found out that's not true though.

i'm envious of ur reading habit dude.

Doja said...

I used to read books for information, these days I just ask Google. I am now officially useless at reading paperback books.

Yewande Atanda said...

@doja

i think you're right. Google and other search engines are reducing the reading rate. i don't care abt reading for info again too, cos i know google will giv me in secs.

but wht can we do?

Aloof, wen r we chatting now?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hey congrats! a little bird saw that your obama speech got/is getting published....

'Yar Mama said...

I cannot EVER even consider being a vegetarian cos moi aussi, I love me some good suya...Seems we share alove of books also LOL

theicequeen said...

lool! shun that thing my brotha, roadside bookselleers can have the oddest of books! books you 'll go from shop to shop looking for and not see..God bless them jare :D

Now i'm all eager to read this Elizabeth Costello book :D sounds..nice!! i've been on a book induced high for a week now..got the Unabridged "Illiad" by Homer, The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, a collection of stories by Edgar Allan Poe, and the importance of being Earnest...i haven't been this happy in months! :)..going back to the store soonish..

Lost at The End said...

Thanks a lot for visiting my blog. O boy, I read the Obama speech and left the 128th comment. Couldn't resist the urge.

About roadside booksellers: hawkers of treasures!

Babawilly said...

Here in Birmingham it is the Charity shops that sell most of the second hand books. Must say, they have newer books than our local libraries. Go to them places weekly.

Parakeet said...

You see I get really jealous when people talk or write about great books they've read. I can only talk about Jackie Collins...hahahaha! Can you blame me though. I read so many text books that when I pick up something to read, it better be something light or Christian. Otherwise I wont get past the first page. God help me!

tankojjetty said...

oga aloofar...
u go need drop that book seller address o...
i've been looking for that book for a while too...
our so-called bookshops dont carry authors like that...
make i knee down...lol

Akshay said...

Indeed you can get great deals at these roadside booksellers...... Though I know that I might not even read majority of books that I buy.... but i know I will finish them.....

ibiluv said...

me????????vegetarian???????

never men.......God said chop meat not so
y disobey Baba Loke??????

MissLove said...

loving the books already..think i should make some 'purchases' lol

MissLove said...

loving the books already..think i should make some 'purchases' lol